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HAVE BEEN CALLIN ME USIN UN-ORTHODOX
TECHNIQUES OF WHICH YE OL TELE COMP
ANIES TOTALLY FROWN UPON.HEE-HEE
 ALSO,FROM TIME TO TIME,I GET CALLS
FROM TELE PERSONELL ASKIN BOUT WHO
CALLED ON A PARTICULAR TIME & DATE.
SEEMS LIKE I ALLWAYS FERGET & DONT
KNOW ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS,BUT
I DO HAVE PHUN ANTAGONIZING THOSE
FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.
ONE IN PARTICULAR WENT SOMETHING LIKE
THIS.

R-R-R-I-I-N-N-G-G

HELLO

THIS IS MS RICE FROM PACIFIC NORTHWEST
BELL,AND IM CALLING TO FIND OUT WHO
CALLED YOU FROM THE PORTLAND AREA AT
3.29 P.M. DEC 17,1985.

WELL,FIRST OF ALL I DONT KNOW AND IF
I DID I WOULDNT TELL YOU ANYWAY!

WHAT!SAYS YE IRATE TELCO EMPLOYEE.
THAT PERSON MADE AN ILLEGAL CALL AND
IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHOM IT WAS ILL
HAVE THE CHARGES BILLED TO YOUR #.

AH-HA THINKS YE OLE BOOTLEGGER.THIS
DUMMY JUST SCREWED UP BAD.SO I ASK
HER FOR HER TO IDENTIFY HERSELF AND
GIVE ME HER SUPERVISORS # WHICH SHE
BEGRUDGINGLY DOES THINKING I MAY
GIVE YE INFO SHE DESIRES TO HER SUPV
SINCE SHE JUST SCARED ME.HAR-HAR

 NEEDLESS TO SAY YE BOOTLEGGER KNOWS
HIS LEGAL RIGHTS AND IMMEDIATELY CALLS
HER SUPERVISOR.

R-R-R-I-I-N-N-G-G

HELLO

IS THIS MS RICES SUPERVISOR AT PACIFIC
NORTHWEST BELL?

YES IT IS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT AN EMPLOYEE OF YOUR
COMPANY JUST COMMITTED SEVERAL FEDERAL
FELONIES?

OH MY GOD SHE EXCLAIMS,PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED.

AFTER EXPLAINING THE CALL TO HER AND
TELLING HER THAT MS RICE COMMITTED
EXTORTION AND FRAUD THREATS ON A 
INTERSTATE COMMUNICATION CARRIER
AND ALSO BEING AN OFFICIAL REPRESEN
TATIVE OF PAC NW BELL SHE HAS ALSO
LEFT HER COMPANY OPEN TO CIVIL AND
CRIMINAL CHARGES FOR THREATENING
TO REVERSE CHARGES IN ORDER TO
EXTORT ILLEGALLY INFORMATION FROM
ME,AND I AM PLANNING ON CALLING YE
OLE FCC,PUC,AND FBI TO PRESS CHARGES.

PLEASE SAYS YE TELCO SUPV. ILL TALK
TO MS RICE AND MAKE SURE NOTHING LIKE
THIS EVER HAPPENS AGAIN.

O.K.SAYS I-  BUT I WANT ONE THING
   
I WANT A SIGNED LETTER OF APOLOGY
FROM MS RICE ON PACIFIC NORTHWEST
BELL STATIONARY.




1 DAY LATER YE BELOW LETTER ARRIVES
ON PAC NW BELL STATIONARY.

IN REFERENCE TO OUR CONVERSATION ON
12-18-85 REGARDING CALLS MADE TO
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER,I APOLOGIZE
IF YOU FELT INCONVENIENCED OR
OFFENDED.PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

SINCERELY

J.L.RICE

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